May 2013
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Toasters
Me: I have toast now. Toasters don't toast toast, people toast toast
Jenny: But the toaster helps.
Me: It does, if I just stared at the bread, it wouldn't toast itself. But also, if I just held the toaster with no bread in it, the bread would still not be toasted.
Jenny: No, but that's not the action of toasting. That's just holdig a random object and staring at the rain.
Me: Yes it is, but either way, it takes me, a human, to lift the bread and put it in the toaster, and push a button, for bread to become toast.
Jenny: It is weird to me that this is blowing your mind.
Me: I'm using it as a metaphor for guns
Jenny: I know Steph. lol
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So today has been a good day so far! Had my first driving lesson which I think went quite well, didn’t crash or kill anyone and my instructor was nice and seemed pleased with how I did. So I shall book another one :-)
Came home, managed to plant out the cucumber, rocket and little gems from the cold frame, and planted two rows of lettuce, one of “Rein Du Glace” or “ice...
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So it was 24c and brilliant blue skies and sunshine in Vaison this morning. I’m home now, it’s 9c and raining. Hello England.
On the plus side I am happy to be with my boy and my cat again, AND when I was in the car on the M1 I got a call (note: I was NOT driving, my sister was) from one of the places that interviewed me the other week and they offered me a job :) I shall be starting...
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I think I like being French. If someone could just send my boyfriend, my crochet stuff and a never-ending supply of Yorkshire tea please?
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Going off on holiday now! Quick weekend in the London area seeing family and friends, and then as of Monday, if anyone needs me for a week I’ll be in the south of France.
So in other words, if anyone needs me, tough.
Laters ya’ll!
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The dog won’t get on the sofa because the cat is there, and she is scared of him despite being about 5 times his side. She keeps coming up to me like I should move so she can have my seat.
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April 2013
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So today I said “oh I need to get some nasturtium seeds” because I want to plant them near the cabbages to encourage the cabbage white butterflies to eat them instead. My bf’s mum says “I have those already”
So I had a little rummage in the seed box, which has all the ones I’ve bought this year, and a load that she’s had for a while. And I found them. The...
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Off to town this morning to book a haircut as I have a job interview on Thursday :-) its for a local company and I’d be working with kitchenwares and gifts so everyone fingers crossed.
In other news I fly to the south of France a week today for a holiday with my sister and my godmother. I’m gonna eat so much cheese.
In other other news, Clun Green Man is also a week today and I feel...
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So I went to town to post something and came back with the new Frank Turner album. Whoops! How did that happen?
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I did 4 hours intensive work in the garden cutting down a leylandii hedge and now I am knackered!
Someone set me up a tea I.V. please?
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